Monday Madness: You Write the Caption!

I began the painful process of going through seven+ years of digital images (everything since getting my first digital camera), and some are so bizarre they defy words.

Or do they? Perhaps I just haven't found the *right* words!

I am certain my intelligent friends can come up with something witty, brilliant, or hysterically nonsensical. So this is my challenge: write a caption for this image.

If I can figure out how to make a poll with blogger, I will then put the top few options to a vote. If not, I'll just pick my favorite.

And the winner? I'll make a greeting card or one of those "Inspiration" posters and post it for all to enjoy! With attribution to you/your preferred pseudonym.